I have watched serveral movies and read different stories and even heard different ones. So am going to share one of it today.
Somepeople are so stingy like I can't explain, it's very sad because me if I like you I can do anything for you and if I don't and I see you need help I would do it but somepeople are self centered with anything, if you ask them for somethig they would always give excuse, I have people am very close to that are like that, they are nice but they are stingy and am sure they even know. What's there to help if you have? Ordinary 1000 somepeople have but they would still cut it to 500 naira š, somepeople are even from very rich homes but they would still minimize their life. If i don't give you, believe me it's because I don't have and if I have i would try my best to do one I can. And to stingy people, your reward is coming .
There was a man and his wife, they were stingy to the core, asin they were so stingy that if they fart and they can hold it they wouldn't even let it go out. They had three workers, the house maid, washer/Gardener and the gate man. The house maid receives 5000 naira per month, Gardener 3500, the gateman 6500. One day the house maid went to buy something and the change was remaining 600, so she bought bottle water on the road, on getting home she gave the madam 500, she asked for the 100 naira and then she explained, the husband came down stairs and they were both yelling and yelling then they decided to remove 100 naira from her salary.
The housemaid gave the gateman and the gardener the soup in the kitchen because madam had cooked another one and that other one was already spoiling. When the madam came downstairs and found out that the pot was empty she was sad. She called them all and they explained she then said because of that she can't be paying their salary and feeding them, that they wouldn't be eating again and for that month their punishment is that they wouldn't collect salary.
They all cried and complained, so the house maids aunt needed money and she went to meet her madam and explain things to her then she said she doesn't have o that she should go and take loan.
So the Gardener took a one month holiday because he needed to go to his village.
Meanwhile the madam and her husband were in deir need of a child. So the house maid went to tell them that she knows one man that is a very strong herbalist that can give them a child, so they went there and The baba said they should go and check under their bed that there are two coconuts there, they should ask a male and a female that are close to them to break it outside the hosue that nothing would happen to them but they would fall down and faint for a while but they would wake up back but anything they said as they are breaking the coconut, they have to do it for them no matter what it is.
So they got home and found it, they thought of it and called their maid and gateman, they explained to them that nothing would happen to them that they should Please break it, so as the maid broke it, as she was falling down she was saying 350! 350!! 350!!! The Man said okay naira she said thousand! Thousand!! And she collapsed! They Both shouted AH! Three hundred and fifty thousand naira! So they begged the gateman to break his own and that God wouldn't give him what he cannot do, the same happened he said 500! 500!! Thousand and he fainted! They shouted AH! 850 thousand naira, the next day they had to give them the money then the housemaid and the gateman asked what the money was for she said they should get out and go and eat it but they didn't understand but they were happy! Free money!
To cut the long story short, it was the Gardener that acted like the herbalist, and they all planned it and they collected over 5 million from their rich and stingy bosses! Shebi they didn't want to spend money? They think there's no repercussion for acting stingy .. Today, both the maid and the gateman including the gardener Sef are richer than their bosses.
SO IF U ARE STINGY! PLEASE CHANGE SO PEOPLE WOULDNT PLAN FOR YOU!
God bless! please share with your friends, and If you have a Gmail account, try to comment. Much love! #DamStar!❤️
Damstar got me laughing, the reason people are stingy I still don't understand, we came to this world with nothing, leaving it with nothing as well why not make those that need tour help happy, although some people has taken it for granted but still the Bibles in Proverbs, do not with hold your helping hands (my own version)... God help us... Nice one DamStar
ReplyDeleteLolz,wow that was funny,I don't even like stingy people,give and it shall be given unto you.givers never never lack that am sure of....thumbs up damstarš nice one
ReplyDeleteLol!!!!!#aliberalsoul
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ReplyDeleteLmaooo eheh somepeople close to me are also like that... I don't understand seriously.
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ReplyDeleteThere are 3 major things we need to know abt life : in death, we all are equal even before God sef. In life, no condition is permanent o, weda good or bad bcz A whole James ibori has been to jail. The tables can turn for good or bad
ReplyDelete. Thirdly everything shaaa at d end is vanity, so y hold back, when life itself which is priceless was given to u at no cost? Hmmm. Remember dere's a sting in stingy, u will sting urself eventually. On dis note, I want to even be kinder dan I already am so please u pple shd gimme ur acct details lemme transfer N20 each to you. If u think my offer is small den it means u are greedy afterall dat's d cost of cheeseballs.....hehe! Weldone Dami. *inbibibrew'svoice* it's a good one
Hilarious and educative! Bless you for this. Nice one :-)
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